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Okay I've only been drunk a few times in my life, this was one of them. It started at a after hours party at a Ren Faire, with me being really thirsty and some one handing the only thing that was cold, a blue boar beer in the bottle. He had just poped the top and turned around when I handed him teh empty bottle. Now he was amazed at my skill (I didn't know drinking really fast was a skill). So he handed me another.. when I drink it in a second or two.. he had to show someone else. Let's just say 4-5 beers in a minute suddenly made my inhibitions go away and I proceeded to drink from Rob's cup (Rob's known for really strong stuff in his cup and that you never want to accept his offer for a sip) Anyway, that a drink of yagermeister and some blue stuff someone was carrying in a backpack and I was pretty much gone and giggly. This amused my friends no end, as they have never seen me drunk. The thing I was aware of what was going on, just not lucid in how to deal with it. Such as a fight breaking out and one of members possibly at risk. I knew I didn't have the verbal skills to talk the drunk out of it, so I just told my friend, that if it goes down, just throw me in the general direction and I'll at least trip him. I remember telling Rob "Now I know what your like all the time", meaning the state of inebriation, I was kind of crude a few times. My friends took me to their house to crash.. and we continued to party. One of them gave me a sip of his Rum and Holiday Pepsi, which I proceeded to guzzle to his amazement. I also went around and groped a lot of women.. but here's the kicker 1) They didn't mind 2) I felt guilty for doing that so to justify it in my drunken state I went and grabbed their husbands chests too, and somehow that made it all right. That was the first night of the Drunken Gnome.
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Re: Drunken Gnome Story
Wed, April 20, 2005 - 9:58 AMFurther confirmation that inebriated gnomes do enjoy fondling others.
Those little people.
If only everyone would drink so, we'd have a far more peaceful and happy planet.
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Re: Drunken Gnome Story
Wed, April 20, 2005 - 6:15 PMah...go go drunken gnome! Who wouldnt mind be fondled by a gnome? -
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Re: Drunken Gnome Story
Thu, April 21, 2005 - 10:08 PMcrazy gnome!
crazy gnome
crazy gnome...
there is a "song" called crazy gnome....
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Re: Drunken Gnome Story
Thu, April 21, 2005 - 10:39 PMIf that's true, I'll just have to find it -
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Re: Drunken Gnome Story
Fri, April 22, 2005 - 8:16 AMBut yet no drunken crazy gnome song...yet.
I smell a hit.
Well, I smell something...fucking trash day. -
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Re: Drunken Gnome Story
Sun, April 24, 2005 - 12:07 AMok... so it is a song... but not.
it's pre-'float on' days i would guess and not on any album i don't think... it's a live recording...
crazy gnome - modest mouse...
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome *Gnome echoes for a few seconds*
This song is called "Crazy Gnome"
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome
Ok everyone theres a crazy gnome out in the audience
Say "Crazy Gnome" when the time g...
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gno…
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome
Ok we got any gnomes out there
Do we got any crazy gnomes out there
Crazy Gnome was walkin through the desert
It was dry and got nothing but the lepers
And I was beatin out their blood and pus
And all their scabs are no what do what do what
Do you want with me
Crazy Gnome on a fuckin Halloween
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome
Crazy Gnome
And he’ll go in your home
He won’t be here when you’re walkin down
But Crazy Gnome,
He doesn’t care about your hat
If he’s goin off all inside
If you’re getting’ yourself a new ride
Or movin away from your college or parents
Or movin away from bein a sea monkey, that’s great
Crazy Gnome knows what you’re sayin
Crazy Gnome he was awake all day
And when he went outside at quarter past 10
Crazy Gnome, he started eatin raw chicken
And the things you want, the things you do
The Crazy Gnome wants a belt whoopin
You’re crazy
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome
Crazy Gnome
AHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Well Crazy Gnome
He has a wavy cap
Went to school and then he got home from gym
He felt wawawawawawai don’t understand
I guess he made my jacket my own
Gnome, Crazy Gnome
Crazy Gnome, Crazy
Cheering throughout portion below. This is just Isaac rambling about the gnome. He isn’t singing the bottom part.
Every year crazy gnome comes around
And he looks at all your stuff and he laughs at you
Crazy Gnome is no one’s friend
If you see Crazy Gnome near your house
Feel self-conscious
Say “He’s laughing at you and your stuff”
I saw crazy gnome inside my house twice this year
I didn’t leave my house for a week each time
My stuff was violated by the crazy gnome
You probably don’t even know him when you see him
“Oh it’s just that weird little mailman”
Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome
In your house, looking through your home
And he’s laughin at your stuff
Crazy Gnome
read the lyrics... i bet it is a drunken crazy gnome song... hee hee hee!
crazy gnome
crazy gnome
crazy gnome!
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